- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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