Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Miscarriages.

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I need to start studying.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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