Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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