- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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