- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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