- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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