What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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