- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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