- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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