KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Jovan

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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