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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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