- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

women's rights, lol

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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