a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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