- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What's red, blue & green all over?

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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