What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Women's professional sports

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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