- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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