I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Oh, go away

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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