Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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