What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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don't read this

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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