What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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25

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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hey, my names mark.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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a ab

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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watch me nae nae

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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