- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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