What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Latvia isn't a joke

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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