- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Do you like apples? Yes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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