What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Wolfjob.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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The Holocaust

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What? Why?

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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