What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you spell eight? 8

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brittney griner

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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