Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Matt is a Duster!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

outside your comfort zone

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Robin, get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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