- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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