- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are red.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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