I was once a hamster.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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