What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A Serbian Film

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

woman's rights

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

MySpace.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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