- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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