womans rights...

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Skrillex.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

People...

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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