Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

7+5=12

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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