Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What? Why?

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what goes boo a sock

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Wolfjob.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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