- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why are balck people black because they are

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback