Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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