A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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