your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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