who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

who is awesome? no one...

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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