- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

that wall over there ->

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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