Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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