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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what do you call a black guy african american

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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