- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Take wrong turns

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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