- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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