A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Vagina Boob

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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