- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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