- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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