Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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