- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

retard

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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