me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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The global news

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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